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In the future...

Husband:
What are you doing?
Me:
I found my old Tumblr!
Husband:
Can I see?
Me:
No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband:
Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me:
No.

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attractive boy:
hi i'm famous
attractive boy:
hi i'm gay
attractive boy:
hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy:
hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy:
hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy:
hi i don't like you back
attractive boy:
hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy:
hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy:
hi i'm a fictional character